By plane ya lummox! I mean technically you can get here by boat, but let's be honest you're too drunk to sail this far. There is ONE airport on the island, Bonaire Flamingo Airport (BON). We have non-stop flights from Houston, Miami, Atlanta, Newark, Amsterdam, Curacao, and Aruba. 

All of you are cumming from different places. Our tiny airport has flights on different days depending on where you are traveling from. To accommodate this we moved the event to the middle of the week so everyone can easily arrange their travel plans. 

Yes. It's international travel for pretty much all of you. 

It's best to gang together with fellow hashers, but ultimately you will want some mode of transportation. For the event itself we will have arranged transportation, but for your vacation days Bonaire is just big enough that getting around requires a car. We do not have public transportation or ride services/taxis. 

This is up to you, but we'd recommend a full week given the flight schedules--plus it's more fun.

Conveniently for most of you, Bonaire functions solely on the USD. 

A pink dress. Swimwear or summer clothes. Any gear that you might want for excursions. Think island vacation. Most of you will not need any camping gear unless you plan to spend a night in our National Park.  The resort should be well equipped for a comfortable stay, unless you can't go anywhere without your CPAP, less is more. 

We are a small kennel with about 20ish regulars. We are a party kennel, not like those racist running groups that pop up from time to time. Bonaire trails generally range from 2-5 miles with beer checks/water checks. You can expect a songfilled party circle with debauchery and lots of love. 

While we would love to invest in a Hash House and a litter of puppies, unfortunately the money you send would not pay for a dusty rundown outhouse (think of the delipidated shitter at Texas  Crab Hash) on this island. I suppose we could spend your money on booze and a lavish night at the local Brothel, but in reality, we really just want to host an epic event and bring this 14 year old kennel to the next level. 

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