Bonaire Flamingo H3 - Pink Dress 2024

First, finish your beer.

Now, you know how the days following an epic hash event are kinda glum? Monday blues set in as you desperately claw the fragments of memories while slowly dying under fluorescent lights.

Well after a few beers and debauchery we think we might have just the solution for you! 

Cum get flocked up with us for the FIRST Anal Pink Dress R*n! Then instead of nursing your hangover at work, you can spend the next few days on a tropical island vacation. Think diving, hiking, windsurfing, kiteboarding, fishing, or even just relaxing poolside or at the beach--with all of your favorite half-minds!

BASIC EVENT SCHEDULE:
06/17 - Hash Hotel Takeover
06/18 - Prelube Party
06/19 - Official event kick-off
06/20 - Bonaire Flamingo Hash R*n #69
06/21 - Hangover Hangout
06/22 & 06/23 - Bonaire Exxxcursions!


The Venue

On the top of the hill is a quaint resort with a view, appropriately named, Hillside Resort

We will have unrestricted access to the resort as we are renting out the whole damn thing! Two Pools, Bar, Restaurant, the whole place is ours for the event...

You are at a hash campout--but like you have your shit together. In other words, you get a comfy bed, A/C, electricity, a small kitchen, while you still get to be drunken grown-ups hashing til you or your pants drop. 

BON BINI NA BONAIRE

Home to world class water sports like SCUBA diving, snorkeling, windsurfing, kiteboarding, and much more, Bonaire is a tiny Dutch island nestled just off the cost of Venezuela.

Known for its constant breeze, gorgeous sunsets, and natural beauty, Bonaire is home to 100s of caves, casual hiking trails, and exciting interactions with wildlife. Whatever your vacation speed is, the enchanting island of Bonaire is bound to captivate you.